Ahem...

GE has reported that profits for the last quarter were down 35%.

Now...I'm not saying there is a correlation, but their drop in profits matches up just about perfectly with the time I started this blog.

Okay, I am totally saying there is a correlation.

I can't decide if I should extort money from the other multinational conglomerates (lest I turn my godlike powers in their direction) or build myself a hidden bunker in order to avoid the assassin squads the aforementioned multinational conglomerates are sure to send after me.

I suppose I could do both.